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Things I learned tonight - The Ultimate Paradox

Dec. 4th, 2010

05:53 am - Things I learned tonight

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1. It takes a LOT of talcum powder to discolour my hair and is fucking hard to wash out.
2. When I'm 55 and have George Clooney hair, I will still look awesome.
3. Singing to Queens songs ups my BAL by 0.1
4. Murray St strip is nowhere near as good on Fridays, though tonight was particularly dead.
5. Never look a gift kebab in the mouth.

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From:stawberi
Date:December 4th, 2010 02:30 am (UTC)
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2. Assuming that your hair is the only thing that ages. In reality, you will look like your father.
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From:nicwhite86
Date:December 4th, 2010 04:40 am (UTC)
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Haha. Yeah no.
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From:stawberi
Date:December 4th, 2010 09:42 am (UTC)
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You don't have much choice in the matter. Your father, or a dude-version of your mother, or a combination of the two. GLHFDD.
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From:nicwhite86
Date:December 4th, 2010 09:43 am (UTC)
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I'm pretty much a combination of the two, only I'll never get fat or grow a beard.
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From:leshara
Date:December 4th, 2010 03:39 pm (UTC)
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That's assuming you look awesome now :p
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