Things I learned tonight - The Ultimate Paradox
Dec. 4th, 2010
05:53 am - Things I learned tonight
1. It takes a LOT of talcum powder to discolour my hair and is fucking hard to wash out.
2. When I'm 55 and have George Clooney hair, I will still look awesome.
3. Singing to Queens songs ups my BAL by 0.1
4. Murray St strip is nowhere near as good on Fridays, though tonight was particularly dead.
5. Never look a gift kebab in the mouth.